DO NOTHING CLUB   

DO NOTHING CLUB RULES

1.       NOTHING IS TO BE STARTED OR FINISHED AT ANYTIME

2.       THINKING IS ALLOWED BUT ONLY IN MODERATION

3.       SPEECH SHOULD BE KEPT TO A MINIMUM

4.       TO DO NOTHING 40 HOURS PER WEEK, OVERTIME WILL BE PAID ONCE

       PER MONTH BY DAYS OFF TO DO NOTHING

5.       MEMBERS ARE ADVISED THAT IT IS BETTER TO DO NOTHING THAN

       SOMETHING AND THAT SOMETHING SHOULD ONLY BE PERFORMED

       AFTER LONG SPELLS OF DOING NOTHING AND ONLY AFTER

       SOMETHING WHICH ENTAILS DOING NOTHING CAN YOU THEN DO

       SOMETHING

6.       WHEN DOING NOTHING, NOTHING SHOULD BE DONE

7.       IF YOU SHOULD FEEL THAT YOU MAY WANT TO DO SOMETHING

 CONTACT A FELLOW MEMBER OF THE D.N.C. FOR SUPPORT AND

 GUIDANCE

8.   IF A MEMBER IS FOUND TO BE DOING SOMETHING OTHER THAN DOING

      NOTHING, HE COULD BE ASKED TO DO NOTHING FOR LONGER PERIODS

      OF TIME

9.      DOING NOTHING IS A PAST TIME FOR THOSE MEMBERS THAT DO

NOTHING

10.   MEMBERS SHOULD NOT READ THESE RULES FOR THAT MAY BE

 CLASSED AS DOING SOMETHING AND WOULD RESULT IN HAVING

 TO DO NOTHING LONGER

WRITTEN BY A NON-MEMBER OF THE D.N.C.

DICTATED BY A SLEEPING MEMBER

SEPTEMBER 5, 1986